(1) Ek deewar par likha tha 'Yaha kutte susu karte hain' Santa ne waha susu kiya. Fir muskura kar bola-ise kehte hai dimaag, susu maine kiya naam kutte ka aaya.
(2) Santa: Mujhe kamjori mehsoos ho rahi haiBanta: Tum bharpoor desi ghee khao1- 2 din baadBanta: ab kaise hoSanta: Waise hi hoon, Bharpoor Brand ka koi ghee aata hi nahi
(3) Bacha : Papa mujhe baaja dilao, PAPA : Nahe tum sabko tang karo ge. Bacha : Nahe papa kasam se jab sab so jayenge tab mein bajaoonga.
(4) Ap jeet chuke hen 50Laakh Ab 1crore 1jawab ki duri pe?Or 1crore ka Sawal ab ap ki Screen pe ‘KIYA AP NY MASJID SE NEW SHOES CHORI KARNA CHOR DIYE?
A=yes B=No
(5) Funny Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
"Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Funny Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!
(6)
Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!
(7)
